Signs - updated

How You Know When Your Eldest Daughter Is Back.

1) Numerous under 30's arrive on your doorstep at 7:15am
2) Loud music starts blaring out of your lounge room
3) The lovely dulcet tones of the ABC Radio National are turned off
4) Every light and door is now on and open
5) The fridge full of food is emptied and replaced with beer
6) Bathroom products have trebled
7) The phones have disappeared
8) My stereo has disappeared
9) The bread has all gone
10) The internet usage has quadrupled
11) Fights over the expensive dryer v. the free clothes line and sunshine have started
12) Charlotte is injured by 9am
13) The world seems right again.